Washington, DC- The space branch needed recruits. The illegal aliens needed a place to go. Boom. Two birds, one rocket.
"Let's see those fuckers cross that border." The president remarked on the White House lawn today. His decision is quite the controversial one. Some critics say this zero-gravity tolerance is too much.
When pressed further, the President said "what better way to greet the aliens than our own illegal aliens."
we shall see how this unfolds. Stay tuned.