Washington, D.C.- The President has gotten his way. The Military shall be marching through the streets of D.C. in the coming weeks.
"With the Marines marching through the main club scene in dress blues, we're expecting pure havoc by midnight. The street sweepers are on standby to clean the thousands of panties expected to be thrown out in lust. In order to get ahead of the coming wave of pregnancies, we're expanding every maternity ward by 35 rooms." Says local councilwoman Barb haverford.
This will be the first time these dog and pony shows have occurred outside of a military base. Parades are nothing new for the Military, as they are more commonly called "pass and reviews" and are done prior to a large scale deployment to appease the brigade commander.