By Mike McGraw – on Feb 12, 2017
KANDAHAR, AFG.- A Soldier was discovered driving for the popular American based ride share service- Uber, while deployed to Kandahar, Afghanistan.
The incident was reported by SGM Killjoy after he hailed an UberXL upon finishing his business at a local brothel. Only to be picked up by SPC Rosta in an UberMrap.
SPC Rosta, who was assigned to the 200th Military Police BN out of Maryland, had a reputation for avoiding the accident avoidance course and his Commander claims that may have led to this flagrant abuse of a Military Vehicle. He Claims he needed the extra money to support his side-chick’s pregnancy and upcoming flights to this new, secret family.
“I don’t see the problem. Uber has been working directly with the President to ban all Muslims from America but he never said I couldn’t give them a ride in their own Muslim country.” Rosta was quoted in a court filing.
A love triangle between the two and a young Afghani woman at the brothel, led to SGM Killjoy throwing SPC Rosta under the MRAP in the hope of having her all to himself. The incident went unreported for several weeks as SGM says “we were going to keep this between us so my wife didn’t find out about Awiza but I just can’t live without her.” He says he was out so late at the brothel to avoid peak surge pricing hours.Both are now being held at Ft. Leavenworth. SPC Rosta’s Uber account was suspended until the investigation is complete. They were escorted to the prison facility by Soldiers using the Lyft app.