Ft. Leonard Wood, MO- Hair is an ever growing issue for the troops. From dreadlocks to beards, it's been a massive debate. Now, the pornstache is authorized.
The heathen hairs, as it's been dubbed. Will now be authorized up to and including your own penis length. Or, that of your boyfriend's girth.
"Been a long time coming. How else am I going to fight the onslaught of my man's pubic hair without some bristles of my own?" Says CPL Manner. A member of the Pornagan faith.