By Thom Sullivan
Fort Jackson, SC-Earlier today, Pv2 Cleetus Jennings, 19, went on record saying that the National Guard, "Ain't shit." "How good can they be?" He asked in an interview with GrumpyJoesHQ.com, "They only train once a year or whatever. Not like us active duty guys." Completely ignorant of the fact that National Guard takes roughly a third of the activations in the Global War on Terror since 2001, in addition to a host of disaster relief operations all over the country.
"We're the real heroes. We laid it all on the line," Jennings said of all of his hypothetical service, having not yet reported to his first duty station yet, or even his AIT in Fort Benning which was to start the following Monday.
Jennings, who was informally voted, 'The Dumbest Motherfucker in the Platoon' said on Thursday that though he realized, "[that] they got infantry or whatever' that he "bet he could take them". Most of these high level strategic observations at the state of the most veteran fighting force on the planet went unnoticed by Jennings' peers who were hurriedly grabbing their possessions out of their wall lockers following their graduation ceremony from Basic Combat Training,
"They're all fat. Everybody knows that. What good are fat people in the real Army?" Grumpy Joes HQ asked about his plans after graduating, he shurgged and said, "I dunno, I guess I'll go to Ranger School." At time of writing, the Best Ranger competition was won by two National Guardsmen.