Ft. Hood, TX- MSG Nilfuchs was outraged by the teacher in California ranting that all military members are crayon eating, ASVAB waivers. He decided to take action and smoke more marijuana than any human ever has.
"I don't take these accusations lightly, I light em up. I'll show him! Maybe I'll write a country song about this, it's basically writing itself. 'it was the lowest of the low times, it was the highest of the high times'." Says MSG Nilfuchs.
The teacher now says he meant it as a compliment on their dance moves. "Those guys, man, they get low when the whistle blow."