Chicago, IL- Grunt Style, a Veteran clothing line, has released a shoe line to squelch high demand from Veterans wanting to complete their toolbag ensemble.
The new additions to their ever expanding catalog seem like a perfect fit. When designing the shoes, William Badace, Grunt Style's lead Douchsigner said "we were running out of ways to flood shirts with the flag and skulls so adding footwear opens up so many possibilities to guilt our customers into buying basically the same theme over and over again."
Reports coming in suggest they first tried to roll up the American flag as a croc-like sandal but their surveys showed a very negative response, citing "you can wear the flag around your asshole, scrotum and armpits but the feet for some reason just seems disrespectful." says surveyor Pamela Grason.