Langley, VA- Deep in the bowels of the most secretive space on earth, the analysts peg away on their keyboards to find the next super sweet spot to install a charming, quaint space to profile local combat artists' work.
Pop-up wars are an amazing investment opportunity for revenue-generating arms dealers. The trick is to find the best location to leave a legacy of violence to inspire your inner child.
"Sicario? More like SICKario, amirite, fellow youths?" Lead operative, John Smith says. He is currently hours away from a brand new pop-up war in just the cutest urban railway docks just a unicorn horn away from central Syria.
With the ever growing popularity of the 'pop-up', other locales are being scouted all around the world.