Cherry Point, NC- 17 cases of salmonella have been tracked to frequently used bus routes on and off a Marine base in NC, the CDC found.
"They're fucking delicious, we get it. But I can't lose another good marine to a tasty window. So, they're gone." Says COL Artwood, commander of 115 transportation BN.
The outbreak started 3 weeks ago as a recent MCT grad, PVT Glassman, came down with the sickness. After interrogation, he admitted his window fetish and the CDC began tracking the diseased and their modes of fettish-based trasportation.
As for now, even as the Marines head into the winter, they'll have to deal with what one Marine called a "sideways convertible bus".