Tennessee- Times are tough, even for the Air Force. With budgets dwindling, some take to extracurricular means to make ends meet. 

"Many Dinosaurs are herbivores but this one definitely likes the meat." Said Airman Lewis, a fan of the Jurassic era porn genre.

Furry porn has gone too mainstream. The new jerk-junkies demand a fresh take on beastiality. In comes the Scalies. Scalies prefer the thrills of near death and Chris Pratt themed fantasy videos. Jurassic World seems to be a main factor in this new depravity.