Montgomery, AL- Jody Stevens, USMC, faced a difficult fashion choice. He knew his success at the bar hinged on the proper attire.
“If I wear the letterman jacket I’ll be able to inject stats from last half of state championship of 1999. But if I roll out the ‘FUCK YOU SNOWFLAKE’ shirt, I can easily bring up every detail of my last Iraq convoy of 2007 during boring conversations about new babies and business opportunities.” Jody said.
This is a tough choice for many in the peaked too early and faded former glory gang. Both options are a lock to get him a free beer and possibly laid. So, we’ll see how it all ends up for him.